Nope

zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

coolbloqqer:

my hobbies include being annoying without even trying

64kbps:

gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

themerylstreep:

THE SELFIE

themerylstreep:

THE SELFIE

maybeitsmeganline:

dutchster:

hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.

that was a double pick up line wow

bestpal:

smoking we’d


swagrom

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs